Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. Remember who you are. Remember.
[breaks into your house at 4AM] HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN’ SHIT ABOUT ROBIN THICKE. [pulls up a chair] Let me join you.
im going to make a movie where tom hanks plays all of the characters like tom hanks can play as tom hanks and tom hanks can also play tom hanks’s son and tom hanks’s son love interest and tom hanks’s tom hanks’s tom hanks’s drug dealer
when you ask guys if they think another guy is good looking and they’re like ‘haha i don’t know i’m not gay’ like alright you moron i just wanted to know if you thought he was attractive not if you’d fuck him up the ass
Reblog if Disney is more to you than just theme parks and movies.
“AND LIKE A NICE LESBIAN COUPLE MOVED IN AFTER THREE MONTHS”
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